1. ken-kanekii:


    You guys, there’s this game called pumpkin online that is currently raising funds via kickstarter. Let me explain to you why this is everything I’ve ever wanted in a video game

    • MMO similar to Harvest Moon or Farmville
    • Date cute NPCs of EITHER GENDER no matter WHAT GENDER YOU ARE
    • Play as a non-binary person !!!!
    • Play any race!!!!
    • There will even be an island in the world that revolves around spoon theory and features disabled NPCs!!

    The kickstarter ends in 12 days and they barely have HALF of their goal. They need all the help we can give them to make this as awesome as possible!!!

    So if you have any money, please donate -> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/749023221/pumpkin-online-a-farming-dating-sim-mmoprg

    Or signal boost this so we can make it happen!!

    There are only like 4 days left and they’re like about $7000 away!! QAQ

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  2. savagelucy42:



    A crash course on non-disney films and studios (sequels not included; list is not exhaustive)

    This should be standard knowledge for movielovers

    It is a pet peeve of mine when people refer to any animated film as Disney. And by “pet peeve” I mean it makes me want to punch them in the face.

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  5. wussut:

    What is love?

    Her definition was by far my favorite

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  6. kobetyrant:

    *a thousand black people get killed*

    white person: is anyone gonna ask about my day?

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  7. fatandmoody:


    Finally finished this sketch I made in June.

    Reblobbing with the correct link for the sketch :)

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  8. cdlafere:






    Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

    Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

    The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

    Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:



    Reblogging for excellent commentary.

    Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

    This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

    Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

    Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

    You don’t fuck with orcas.


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  9. gutsygumshoe:

    My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

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